It was a poisoned breath mint but between that breath, the eggs, and the slimes, execution time couldn’t come too soon. An Ancient Dragon falls.
OWLs Give the Ancient Dragon a Breath Mint for That Everburning Breath
All We Want to Do is Dance, Dance, Dance
OWLs been OWLs since I don’t know when. And all she wants to do dance.
With apologies to Don Henley.
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies
Overking Bathezid says, “You can’t hurt me, I’ve got meteors and a dragon!”. OWLs say, “We’ve got shields. And Talendor, here’s some mouthwash for that breath.” Talendor flees, Overking dies. OWLs claim the End of Empire as a win.
OWLs Don’t Fear the Reaper
When it comes to dealing with the Beatles…I mean beetles, we are the walrus. The Kar’Zok falls.
OWLs Cure Summer Prickly Heat
It took a lot of medical assistance…along with meat shielding and lots of stabby, bashy, and big batta booms, but thanks to moar cowbell OWLs told the succulants to succ it. Fell Foliage falls!
